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If Mom and Dad are allowed
to poop in my porcelain water dish, I don't understand why they get
mad when I poop in the dining room.
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How can you possibly ask me not
to chase the kitty? It's a cat. That's what they're for!
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The places cars go include the
vet, the groomer, the trainer, PetSmart, and the park. When Mom and Dad
go out every day, they must be going to the park because no one with
thumbs would spend that much time at the vet.
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I've never met anyone who didn't
love me. Sure, some people like to pretend that they don't, but I know
better. What's not to love?
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If you don't want me to get into
the garbage, why do you put so many good smells in there? It's like asking
Dad not to look at the waitress at Hooters. You can yell all you like, we're
going to do it as soon as your back is turned.
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Moms have the best laps.
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When I manage to grab a pair of
your underwear, you get to join in a rousing game of chase. That's a win-win in my
book.
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Everything's a toy if you've got
the right attitude.
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If those hands aren't doing
anything, I've got a belly here that could sure use a rub.
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It is the moral obligation of those
who have thumbs to deliver treats to those who don't.
